In a lighter mood! Tech Joke!

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from *Boyfriend 5.0* to *Husband 1.0* and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
*Boyfriend 5.0.*

In addition, *Husband 1.0* uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
*Romance 9.5 *and *Personal Attention 6.5,* and then installed undesirable
programs such as *NEWS 5.0*, *MONEY 3.0* and *CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0* no longer runs, and *Housecleaning 2.6* simply crashes the
system. Please note that I have tried running *Nagging 5.3 *to fix these problems,
but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, *Boyfriend 5.0* is an Entertainment Package,
while *Husband 1.0* is an operating system.

Please enter command: *ithoughtyoulovedme.html*and try to download *Tears
6.2* and do not forget to install the *Guilt 3.0* update.
If that application works as designed, *Husband1.0* should then
automatically run the applications *Jewellery 2.0* and *Flowers 3.5. *

However, remember, over use of the above application can cause
*Husband 1.0*to default to
*Silence 2.5,* *Happy Hour 7.0* or *Beer 6.1.*
Please note that *Beer 6.1* is a very bad program that will download
the *Farting
and Snoring Loudly Beta. *

Whatever you do, *DO NOT* under any circumstances install *Mother-In-Law 1.0
*(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the *Boyfriend 5.0* program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash *Husband 1.0.*

In summary, *Husband 1.0* is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
*Cooking 3.0* and *Hot Looks 7.7. *

Good Luck Babe! *

Tech Support*

Tought Tech Challenges 4 Obama

"Outdated operating systems and hardware: Computers were running six-year-old versions of Windows. Laptops are scarce.................."

Yes! It is about the Whitehouse..... Read the full news here.

On a different note, Obama gets his Blackberry - a Spy-proofed one, making history as the first sitting President to use e-mail. Interestingly his conversations could become part of the National Archives. Read news here.

MuBarack Obama! Sworn in 2 times!

Why did he stutter while taking the Oath?

Because Chief Justice of the United States Mr. John Roberts misread the oath!!! Many even think it could be conspiracy.......

He indeed took oath for the second time again at 7.35pm the same day, perfect this time. Read new here.

The correct version which president Obama expected: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Here is a Trivia about him:

• He says his worst habit is constantly checking his BlackBerry
• He uses an Apple Mac laptop

• He has insisted on a computer at his office desk (the 1st President to do so)

• He and Michelle made $4.2 million (£2.7 million) last year, with much coming from sales of his books

• He became the first African-American president of what prestigious Harvard publication - Harvard Law Review in 1991

• He worked in a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop as a teenager and now can't stand ice cream (Can it be True!)

• He is the first member of Congress since John F. Kennedy to become President
• He is the 27th lawyer to become President (So you got to be a good public speaker!)

Picture Courtesy ?!?! PL. let me know. Tks.